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There once was a little kitty who loved to play and chase things, her name was Ro.   Now Ro was no ordinary kitty, she was an “Orca Porca” (Kitty language for a very scary black and white whale), I know, unusual for a kitty type to be named after a fish, but the point is that she is VERY scary.

Ro had only one thing she wanted to do more than anything in the whole world, she wanted to catch a hammy in the secret world behind the door of bedroom no 3 in her home.  Sure, she would go out hunting in the garden to bring her Mommy, some special creepy crawly gifts, but this was the BIGGEST gift, she was sure of it!!  Now, how to go about the BIG MISSION?!

Up to now, Ro had tried many, many ways to get into this secret world….  She had tried the “pleeeeeaaaaaaase let me help you feed the hammies”  way when her granny goes in every night to feed and check on the hammies, she had once or twice got it right, through shear cleverness to get into the hammy world, only to be scooped up almost straight away by the granny and put outside with a “tut-tut”.  Ro had once been very cunning by hiring a group of kitties only known as “The Gang”, they were known as the best at what was needed.  The granny was too clever for them every time.

The Gang were known by these names only, their real names NO ONE alive knew.  Belle (diversion expert excellent head butter – could come in handy – who knows), Bibble (negotiator & master of the old art of the “Dreamy Gaze”), Ginger Mary (toughy & computer specialist), Katie (fitness trainer & meditation master), Snowy (Weapons & Explosive Expert), Tigress (Martial Arts expert).  Together, they are a force to be reckoned with.

Of course, such an Special team does not come cheap, Ro had to take all her life savings of cat nip and chunkies and pay The Gang upfront  (they only accept full payment – no deposits).   She was sure though that these girls could outwit the granny.  We’ll have to see……..