One very hot day there was a very dirty little sand hippy that had a 5-inch joint hanging out of his mouth lazily like this very interesting boy I know with a very strong jaw named Roy. So when Roy was 14 years old he was hired to be a very successful nutcracker he was being paid $43,001.23 per year. He had to do jaw strengthening but his first time doing it he chipped 2 teeth while doing the jaw clamper but now 2 years later he is a perfect nutcracker. Sometimes I will give him presents like a coupon off nut cracking, or a free shoe kiss but that’s on rare occasions.

When Roy doesn’t listen to me I put him in a corner and if he tries to talk or get out of the corner he gets squirted with water and has to stay there for hours.  He gets breaks every 18 hours for 3 minutes and he likes it a lot. So one day he comes up to me and asks for a pet assorted bird and I was like sure but first u have to earn the money so he earned the money for a $200 dollar assorted bird and he pick out this beautiful one and named it Henry it was whit blue and black.

2 weeks later he finds the assorted bird dead and he started crying rivers and rivers of water. He felt like biting something open so he bit a hazelnut open for himself to eat and think so he came up with a brilliant idea why doesn’t go and by another so that’s exactly what Roy did. This time he got a yellow one with a very cheap seagull feather as a tail he was disgusted so he gave the cute little birdie a haircut. Later on that night Roy quit his job and went to pursue other careers.