We all know them, they wander around, creep us out and kill our friends, I’m talking of course about killer penguins. Every person has had at least one encounter with a killer penguin, they are responsible for most of human deaths. They kill people by poisoning them and giving them diseases, or by persuading other persons to kill someone, they have lots of strategies. The problem with killer penguins is: they never act in public, they make sure none of their victims is known to be killed by them. They always act as if their victims die by natural causes or by other people. But not all they do is killing, they are responsible for almost everything that happens in our lives.

But not always do they act in secret, they are known to cause major devastations when acting in public, and however it doesn’t happen often, most of the time their acts are thought to be a natural disaster. However this is not always the case, examples of famous penguin attacks are: Waterloo (1815), Hastings (14th october 1066), Thermopylae (480 BC)… By these examples, you can see killer penguins are attacking the human race since centuries ago.

We dont know a lot about killer penguins, but here are some facts:

• Their main base is at the south pole, the harsh environment at that place seems to be a creation of the killer penguins
• There are small groups of people who seem to know something about them but aren’t allowed to give real info, an example is Jagex ltd., they gave some information about killer penguins in the MMORPG Runescape, but of course nobody believes it because it’s a game
• The black and white colors of penguins seem to be the uniforms of their spies, those are the only penguins who are allowed to make direct contact with the human race
• The penguins who come in contact with people (see point above) are ordered to behave weird and act as if they are dumb
• Not all penguins are killer penguins, but it seems all killer penguins are penguins
• It is unknown what the penguins are up to, but it seems it would be no good for us