Sadistic school scheme scuppered

Two school boys: Matthew Swift, 18, and his fiendish partner in crime Ross McKnight, 16, of Denton had plotted a sadistic plan to detonate a home made explosive at a local shop as a dastardly diversion for a perverse Columbine reunion. 

The school shootings in Columbine, which left 13 dead, were a sharp reminder to all us decent Christian folk of the decay that has set into our society. Apparently though, for these set of delinquents the death of innocent children was far from a thing of shame, but a time to plan a bloody bath of celebration. 

They planned the explosion so that they could divert limited emergency services to the seine of the blast.  Then, as they dealt with one batch of devious devastation, another would be unleashed.  This one in the form of a bloody copy-cat killing in their local school.  With bobbies on the beat at a premium, and an overstretched underfunded emergency service brought about by years of Labour underfunding, you can only feel that they would have been successful.

One again we have to call for further censorship in films, books and in classroom.  Bloody books that glorify violence are taught in our schools every day.  Filling our kid’s minds with hate.  Foucault teaches them that these is no true, Samuel Clemons teaching them to be ashamed of their passed!  It’s time for a clear moral message to be taught to our children.  One based on the clear morals of the bible, and the Conservative values that made us great.

Now, I’m all for rehabilitation, but these pair of lunatics were for far off the tracks they’d need a ferry to get them back, and a tax payers ferry at that!  No doubt our soft liberal justice system will give them a stay in one of the five start hotel we call prisons for a few years.  I expect they’ll be let out after a few years on probation.  No doubt they’ll have got some good ideas from their immigrant criminal chums, and taken a few tax payer funded courses in pyrotechnics inside and come out really to finish the job.  With any luck we’ll have a conservative government by then, which will realise that for some people, the death penalty just isn’t harsh enough!