Sasquatch Attack

“Chef Antonio Fromage we will be arriving in Orlando in 30 minutes.” It was the voice of the flight attendant over the inter com. Chef Antonio Fromage was flying over to Disney World to help cook food for the summer rush.

“Finally,” said Chef Antonio Fromage. “Now I think I will go and wash my hands because of those greasy pretzels that I got.” Chef Antonio Fromage walked to the back of the plane where the washroom was, but he was not paying attention and instead of opening the washroom door he accidentally opened the exit door at the back of the plane!

“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!” Chef Antonio Fromage yelled as he was sucked out of the plane into the open sky. It looked as though Chef Antonio Fromage was going to fall to his death, but just then he took off his apron and used it as parachute. He maneuvered his apron like a real parachute and landed on an island.

“Well that was a close one,” the Chef said. “Now I just need to go to someone’s house and make a phone call asking for someone to pick me up.” Chef Antonio Fromage walked farther inland looking for someone’s house, but he didn’t find anything. He came to the conclusion that this was a deserted island and he was the only one on it or so he thought.

It was hot out so the Chef started building a little shelter, not to keep him warm but to give him shelter from the sun. He spent the rest of the day in his shelter until the sun started to set. Once the sun started to set he went out looking for food. The chef picked five bananas and he caught two large crabs. Back at his shelter, he roasted the two crabs with the bananas to make a gourmet supper, he called it crab a la banana. After he ate he decided that he would try to go to sleep.

“What was that?” Chef Antonio Fromage said surprised. “I thought I heard a noise like a rustling sound from the bushes. Oh well it was just my imagination.” So Chef Antonio Fromage went back to sleep but little did he know that the sound he heard was not just his imagination but a sasquatch!

The next day would have been like any other day except that Chef Antonio Fromage, one of the world’s greatest Chefs, was missing after he was sucked out of the plane. The world was looking for him. Little did they know that the Chef was having the time of his life tanning on the beach and cooking gourmet food from what he could find. Little did he know that he was in grave danger.

Back on the island Chef Antonio Fromage was thinking of what kind of food he would cook for supper, he kept thinking until he saw a little mouse run by his foot then the idea hit him, he still had a bunch of cheese left in his apron. The Chef went to work collecting different kinds of food to try cooking with cheese. The Chef had a great idea except that he did not pay attention to all the traveling pamphlets that said if you are camping you should not cook with cheese because it may agitate some animals, but of course the Chef did not pay attention to a lot of things except food.

It was time to start cooking, first he tried crab with cheese then fish with cheese. It all tasted very good but what he did not notice was that in the bushes and trees around him were hundreds of red glowing eyes! Just as he was about to take a bite of the fish and cheese hundreds of sasquatches jumped out of the bushes and started chasing him. Chef Antonio Fromage was so surprised that he basically jumped up a tree in one leap but the sasquatches started to climb too, they could not climb very fast but they were getting close. For the first time Chef Antonio Fromage was starting to pay attention to things that were not food. He noticed that the trees were close together and that there were vines hanging down he could swing from tree to tree to escape. So that was what he did, by the time he was on the fifth tree he had almost lost the sasquatches. But what he saw made him very happy, it was a helicopter on the beach with a whole bunch of people there. He climbed down from the tree and ran over to the helicopter for fear that the sasquatches were still chasing him. When he got over to the helicopter everyone was glad to see him and he was glad to be found, they were starting to celebrate but then they heard the sound of a stampede. They looked behind them and saw all the sasquatches running towards them. Chef Antonio Fromage and everybody that was looking for him jumped into the helicopter, shut the doors and the pilot started the helicopter. It took a couple of minutes to get the helicopter going, by then the sasquatches were almost there. Just as they were lifting off the ground three sasquatches jumped up and grabbed onto the helicopter. The pilot maneuvered the helicopter low over a small mountain, the sasquatches hit the small mountain and fell off the helicopter. they slid down the mountain and into the water.

“Well I guess I learned my lesson. Always pay attention,” said Chef Antonio Fromage as they flew off into the sun set headed to Disney World.