Sasquatch Attack

“Chef Antonio Fromage we will be arriving in Orlando in 30 minutes.” It was the voice of the flight attendant over the inter com. Chef Antonio Fromage was flying over to Disney World to help cook food for the summer rush.

“Finally,” said Chef Antonio Fromage. “Now I think I will go and wash my hands because of those greasy pretzels that I got.” Chef Antonio Fromage walked to the back of the plane where the washroom was, but he was not paying attention and instead of opening the washroom door he accidentally opened the exit door at the back of the plane!

“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!” Chef Antonio Fromage yelled as he was sucked out of the plane into the open sky. It looked as though Chef Antonio Fromage was going to fall to his death, but just then he took off his apron and used it as parachute. He maneuvered his apron like a real parachute and landed on an island.

“Well that was a close one,” the Chef said. “Now I just need to go to someone’s house and make a phone call asking for someone to pick me up.” Chef Antonio Fromage walked farther inland looking for someone’s house, but he didn’t find anything. He came to the conclusion that this was a deserted island and he was the only one on it or so he thought.

It was hot out so the Chef started building a little shelter, not to keep him warm but to give him shelter from the sun. He spent the rest of the day in his shelter until the sun started to set. Once the sun started to set he went out looking for food. The chef picked five bananas and he caught two large crabs. Back at his shelter, he roasted the two crabs with the bananas to make a gourmet supper, he called it crab a la banana. After he ate he decided that he would try to go to sleep.

“What was that?” Chef Antonio Fromage said surprised. “I thought I heard a noise like a rustling sound from the bushes. Oh well it was just my imagination.” So Chef Antonio Fromage went back to sleep but little did he know that the sound he heard was not just his imagination but a sasquatch!