White Tea is a quay nine. A burn knees mound tan dog two bee exact. White Tea baroque his caller then he eight ate Al pack ahhhhhhs. Sew he is a cereal killer. We took him for youth in Asia. Butt we herd the vet say “Know, sum times we can find them a knew owner, it will deep end.”. Sew we weighed Ted, and weighed Ted sum more. Soon the sky wanted him. White Tea went to a knew home. Good buy White Tea, eye will miss ewe.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/aubreecaraline/515115458/ This is not White Tea. 

A homophone is a word that sounds the same as another word, and may be spelled the same or differently. In my case, and for fun, I picked ones that are spelled different and may consist of more than one word. For egg sample (example) here is the translation.

Whitey is a canine. A Bernese Mountain dog to be exact. Whitey broke his collar then he ate eight Alpacas. So he is a serial killer. We took him for euthanasia. But we heard the vet say “No, sometimes we can find them a new owner, it will depend.”. So we waited and waited some more. Soon this guy wanted him. Whitey went to a new home. Good-bye Whitey, I will miss you.

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