One hot Summer day a man’s wife had won a set of 2 tickets to the Padre’s game.The man was very pleased with what his wife had done. After all they were season tickets in box seats. They said “We need a baby sitter.”  When they found one for the whole season they were very pleased with themselves.  All season they watched baseball and gave the sitter a list of things to do. At the very last game of the season the parents left a different list. It said “Step one: Let the kids eat anything in the fridge. Step two: Make the kids take a shower or bath. Step three: At ten o’clock make the kids go to bed. Step four:When all of the kids are asleep you can watch T.V. in the guest room.”  After a while of watching T.V. she discovered a clown statue in the guest room. She called the parents and asked if she could watch T.V. in their room because the clown statue was freaking her out. The parents said “Okay.” After the parents got off of the phone they said to each other”We don’t have a Clown statue.”  The parents called the police about clown in the guest room. when the police get there the sitter showed the police where the clown was. When she showed police, it was gone. With all of the corruption all of the kids had woken up and said “The clown was watching me sleep.” When the police heard this they  searched the house for a clown. All the found was a clown suit in the closet still warm with a note on top written in blood.  The note said “I enjoyed baby sitting you all.”

                                               The next time you see a clown think twice about whats on the inside.

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