IN A COFFEE SHOP…

TOM, DICK, and HARRY are drinking cappuccino.

TOM: My ideal woman? Blonde, pretty, sexy, and obedient…

DICK: However, blonde, pretty, and sexy women are not obedient.

HARRY: Obedient women are not blonde, pretty, and sexy.

DICK: So, you should marry an obedient woman and find the best plastic surgeon for her.

TOM: Well, I don’t mind if my wife’s beauty is artificial but… how about my children?

HARRY: Hire a family plastic surgeon.

DICK: Well, if you’re too conservative, just watch Oprah, Tyra, Martha Stewart-

HARRY: And Dr. Phil.

TOM: Why is life so harsh? Why is there no such thing as blonde, pretty, sexy, and obedient woman?

DICK: That’s why it’s called ideal woman, Tom.

HARRY: You’re such a frog in a well, Tom. Life isn’t all about sex.

TOM: So, aside from sex, what other things can make my life fun?

DICK and HARRY shrugged their shoulders and drank cappuccino.