Something – “aka ToothPaste”

One day a toothbrush got shot by some bad toothpaste.  A tooth that was a detective came and had an ugly grin. They were on a sink and the toothpaste had a gun.  The toothpaste shot 3 shots so the tooth grabbed the gun and shot the toothpaste 6 times in the bad,small heart,  so that was the end of the toothpaste.  The tooth asked the toothbrush, ”  How did the mess even start anyway?”  The toothbrush only said  ”The.”  Then the toothpaste got up so the tooth kicked the toothpaste down the drain.  So that was the end of the bad,stupid,nasty,retarded,smelly toothpaste.  So the toothbrush continued telling the tooth what had happened so he said “The  bad,stupid,nasty,retarded,smelly toothpaste had came down from it’s post and then tried to rob me from my hairs on my chinny chin chin.  So they both hopped down into the floor.  The kid who had bought the toothpaste had to buy some more toothpaste. The tooth had snuck back under the kid’s pillow.  The toothbrush had got back into the place it had once stayed before.  Once the kid and the kids mom were gone the tooth and toothbrush had a party they kept the party go’in until the mom and the son got home.  The tooth and the toothbrush met the new toothpaste and all 3 of them became new friends.  The old toothpaste some how got out of the drain.  The tooth got out of underneath the pillow.  The tooth climbed onto the sink and killed the toothpaste.  All the sudden the mom walked in and made friends with the tooth and when ever the fairy tried to take the tooth the mom took care of it.  After they were so old they were about to die when the tooth fairy came the woman saved the tooth’s life by taking him to the bathroom hospital the tooth fairy had beat’n the tooth very badly.  There was a day where the tooth had almost died.The next day the tooth had died.  The toothbrush had went to the funeral and had died there.THE END