There once was a guy named ‘Steven’ he had no friends but a bunch of snakes. When he got lonely he would talk to them and pretend they’re talking back. One day he met a girl who had a unhealthy habit for pizza and turtles! She thought that pizza was the only food man needs to survive on. She eat all kinds of pizza: Pizza with cereal, Pizza with Peanut butter, and even pizza with Pepperoni and Cherries. With the whole turtle thing.. Dont get me started… She had hundreds of them! But the bad thing was that she didn’t know what to feed them, so they would all die after a day. One day they met up and decided to find out what to feed it. They thought for hours and hours coming up with some of the most wacko ideas such as Pie, Ice Cream, Waffles, and even Snake-pie-Ice cream-and waffles all together. After days of testing food and more turtles dying. They decided that they would just have to go to a library to ask people what to feed them. So they went to the library and ask a man in a blue coat “Mr Sir Guy in Blue Coat what do we feed turtles?” they asked. “Why don’t you just read a book on turtles”… After hours of asking and getting the same response they decided to give up. Steven felt bad that more turtles will die and told her to let all the turtles go so that they can live in the wild and eat what they should eat. So they let them all go. After a couple days the turtles started to get lonely and went back to her house. Only she didnt know what to do now, because there was more! They brought hundreds of them. She Called up steven and told him about it and he comes up with the best idea a man can come up with. He would open a kick butt Jazz store surviving pizza to the customers and having some smooth jazz being played by some snakes and turtles. They thought it was so good they invested all there money into it, after it was open they let the turtles and the snake up on stage. All the customers were waiting for the music and singing. Bu the snake started to attack the turtles and the turtles decided to snap at the snake. The customers like watching them fight so much that they came to the place every day. Steven and his friend whose a girl became the richest people in the town (because everyone else had no money after spending it all.) After a month of having it open a person opens a store on “training animals to play music” so they got the snake and turtles to play music instead of fighting. But being everyone was doing it to they’re animals nobody came anymore. So Steven and his girl who is a friend lived lonely with whats left of there shop and there band. -The end