This man, whose suitcase I received, appears to be a medical student, possibly a doctor. This man is one of these three, a serial killer, a man who gets dumped often, or a doctor specializing in women. That way, his “little black book” either contains the names and numbers of women he killed, got dumped by, or who employ his services as a doctor and he merely keeps a copy on hand to call them should test results show a serious problem.

The Bible he carries seems to suggest that he’s a Christian, or that he killed many Christians and finds it humorous to carry around a Bible. Rock and Roll appears to be his favorite type of music, or at least the favorite type of music of one of his dates.

Running marathons seem to be a hobby of his; maybe he prefers to keep in shape. The Ski Wax Kit suggests that he’s a skier, or that one of his dates was a skier. This man is incredibly fit, he does run marathons. 

This man is either returning from a vacation or isn’t overly hygienic. He’s of average size, and is always in a hurry. He seems to be low on cash, but can still seem to afford dates and roses.

Being either a student at, transferred out of, or graduated from UCLA, this man appears to have high goals in life.

This, I hope, is an accurate description of the man whose suitcase I picked up.