The super hero, Ady "The Dress" Sarantino, the pint-sized man in Leicester who tackles crime wearing women’s clothes, has plans to run for Prime Minister one day.

A short while ago we reported how this half Italian, half English pocket rocket family superman was helping tackle Leicestershire’s crime spots. This marvel of a man, who pounces on thieves, muggers and unruly thugs dressed in his magic dress and bright lipstick, has quickly become a cult hero in the midlands area of England and further afield.
However, his chance to rid Britain of crime is not just restricted to his dress. Ady, aged 26, has some passionate views on how his beloved England should be run, especially since latest election votes have placed the UK in a hung parliament.
“I am passionate about politics,” Sarantino tells reporters. “I know how this country would be run if I was running it.”
“Well crime would fall,” he states, “I would recruit a large group of specially trained super heroes who would wear copies of my magic dress, lipstick and high heels. Damn, I would even throw in some free stockings…black of course.”
It was Sarantino’s vision for a crime free Britain, whereby thousands of people would be paid to work alongside police, with powers of arrest. “People would feel safer. Kids could play in the street and old people could walk peacefully to the shops, escorted by one of my recruits,” he says. “Imagine thousands of people dressed like me protecting us. Crime wouldn’t have a chance. Even cats would be rescued from trees high up like superman did.”
Sarantino doesn’t stop there. He vows to protect the UK by bolstering the armed forces and giving better equipment. He even vowed to pull troops out of Afghanistan and Iraq. “They don’t need to be there,” he said. “It is a waste of life and money and resources.”
What else does this young visionary have?
The NHS was one of his top priorities. “The health service needs all the help it can get,” he states. “There are too many chiefs and not enough Indians in the NHS. I would make sure better equipped hospitals and better care is given. Our nurses are under too much strain and there are not enough jobs. “
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