A story about Swine Flu.
AS you know, Swine Flu came from Mexico. It spread through the border, into several states, just like the Mexicans. This flu has only attacked groups of people who have recently visited Mexico, besides the Mexican people.
The name Swine was chosen because it sounds so much better than Pig Flu. Pork Chop are Ham Flu.
The symptoms are different ,for different types of people, such as the CEOs, their symptoms are the most sever. they include. A snorting cough, confusion, runny stools, and a owk,owk, as they swollow all the millions of stollen dollors. Dollors, the working people in the USA earned , swolled up by those, mud rolling, smelly, money loving pigs.
Then there’s Washington, their symptoms are, a curled little tail, called a pig tail. You’ve seen them, little girls ware them in their hair. The people in Washington ware them on their– you know, their hams. They have sore snorts, and and a fever. The fever explains the stupidity of all of them.
Was it President Obama who said that he would bail the banks out, when pigs fly? Look around you Mr. President, Pigs are flying all around us in rhe form of Swine Flu.
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