How embarrassing! This is what happened….
I put in a service call to my cable provider; the scheduled time was four in the afternoon. I was on my way to a party; getting dressed, applying make-up and I had both of my dogs out in the backyard on a chain.
I was interrupted by the incessant barking of the dogs and I went out to where the dogs were, in the backyard. I had on a mini skirt and a pair of my favorite heels; I took about three steps into the backyard and the cable man appeared.

The two dogs went wild by the stranger entering onto our property and one dog ran on one side of me and the other dog ran on the other side of me and then the dogs circled around me; the chains wrapping up my ankles. These are large dogs, about 65 pounds; next thing I know, I’m on the ground and being dragged by my ankles, right in front of the cable man with my skirt all of the way up to my tummy! Yes, that is the most embarrassing moment in my entire life!
The cable man was red faced and he was kind enough to look away, saving a shred of my dignity
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