The two brothers and their long lost pet emerged from the Dark Woods, leading Tunder the Mini Horse calmly. Having found his only friend, Tunder no longer felt the need to take out his anger upon the forest. Lady came running up to Thef and wrapped her arms around his neck.

          “Oh Thef! I was so worried that you would never make it out alive!” She kissed his on the cheek, let go her arms from his neck, and then looked quizzically at the poorly proportioned little horse. “How adorable! Where did you find him?”

          “This is the so-called monster, my Lady,” replied Thef. “It turns out he just missed his best friend, Sven.”

          “But how could such a little fella make such horrible noises?”

          “His hind legs are a foot taller than his front ones, and so when he runs, he has little control, and therefore tends to make quite the commotion!” answered Thef. “So, Lady Irl, can you forgive Tunder for ruining your flowers?”

          “Of course I can!” she replied. “But please, call me Theg.”

          “Theg Irl. What a beautiful name!”

          “My father, the Earl Irl, will want to hear of this wonderful news, and will hopefully offer my hand to you in marriage!”

          “Way ot gothef1”[BJ7]  shouted Sven gleefully.

          “Yes, that would make me happy too.”

          And so Thef, Theg, Tunder and Sven walked happily into the sunset towards the castle of Earl Irl to await their next adventure.

Please note: Auditory Typoscopia is not a real disorder. One must puzzle, however, how a disorder can be auditory, when it can only manifest itself on the page in the form of written context…hmmm….

 [BJ1]“Yeah, what’s the matter?”

 [BJ2]“Thank you, my Lady.”

 [BJ3]“This is why you were so scared?”

 [BJ4]“Worry not, my Lady, we will get to the bottom of this!”

 [BJ5]“That must be the monster!”

 [BJ6]“You don’t understand! This was my horse when I was a little boy, and he was my best friend! His legs aren’t proportionate, and so people were afraid of the noise he made. The others scared him away, and I haven’t seen him since!”

 [BJ7]“Way to go Thef!”