GI Cootie Annie was born in a family of twelve. She was the last child born and the weirdest child, why? Because she had a butt so big. Her butt was so big, she used three parachutes as her underwear, it was very nerve wrecking to go out in public because her friends would always shank her and her parachutes would fall off. GI Cootie Annie got her name because all of her sons friends would call her “Big Booty Bonnie” and that made her son angry so he would always hit them in the frontal low whenever they said it. So, they started saying GI Cootie Anne. She also developed several other names such as; “Boonie Poncey”, “The Pouncing Once” and foremost, “Prancing Prancer Prince”. She only know of one name and that was what her grandparents called her; “Bouncing Ionising Prancer Printing Prancing”. She took this name with pride and made a new company called “Owning Once-rs with Authority” where all of her big fanny friends would visit. It was kind of like a peace-core but without the crying and sobbing about their problems. Eventually this small family building got turned into a large corporation called “Booty 411″.

When this company took off GI Cootie Annie bought liposuction surgery in the booty area. Little did she know, liposuction takes off fat, not put it on. So when she got out she realised her size XXX-XL pants were now big on her. She was shunned by her fellow booty enthusiasts and was thrown out of the corporation. She was never seen again.