The Big Ape

      Once there was a big purple ape. We call him “grape ape” but you can call him big purple ape.  I go by many names too, but you can call me……. Richard.

                                                                Big Purple Ape at Pre-School

Big purple ape did not do very well in school. Well really he did terribly in school. He stole food off of people’s trays, pushed people of the monkey bars, and out of all the bad stuff he does, the favorite thing he did was fighting people at recess where the teachers can’t see. They were easy to beat because big purple ape was massively strong and stands at a height of 7 foot 4 and the height of the kids in his class are around 3 foot 2. Also he is pretty much an F student.                                 

                                                           Big Purple Ape and Sports

        Big purple ape’s main sport is basket ball is the tallest one on the team the tallest below him is only 4 foot. He the best player he can shoot from one side of the field to the other and make it. He can block any shot the other team throws because normally the other team’s tallest player was around 3 foot 7.

                                                         Big Purple Ape and the Doctor

Big purple ape is good in the doctor most of the time……. Not unless he has to get a shot. When he does he goes wild and sometimes slaps the doctor.  But when he does take the shot; his hair is so thick it makes the needle not even penetrate the skin instead only goes into the hair and then he makes it sound like it hurts by screaming.

                                                            Big Purple Ape and Hygiene

   Big purple ape’s hygiene is terrible, he is missing ten teeth, two are black, one is cracked, and the rest are yellow his body hygiene is even worse he has super dry skin, four fever blisters, twelve bruises,  and much more gross features like moles and stuff.