Tiny Man Found!

Last week, the owner of a farm discovered a tiny man!  This creature, not above an eighth of the size of the smallest dwarf in the land, displays some intelligence.  This man also has, so far been able to learn some proper speech from the farmer’s daughter.

This tiny mistake of nature introduces himself as “Lemuel Gulliver” and, as our reporters gather can perform many amusing tricks, and is also in possession of a tiny sword.

The farm owner is now touring the grand country of our divine majesty with the “Mr Gulliver”.  Many wise men of the King have already guessed that he is nothing but intricate clockwork.  Their next step on the way here is FLANFASNIC, and they will be there in about two weeks time.

For this cutesey attraction:  3/5 stars.

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