Necromancer: Hello, I am a Necromancer. Got a problem?

Necromancer: He did.

Random Knight #290000: DIE!

Necromancer: You first.

Necromancer shoots lightning at knight, then holds up skull.

Necromancer: Too bad really.

Necromancer: He was one of the first to get past Fluffy.

Fluffy: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Necromancer: Down Fluffy! Bad undead dragon!

Necromancer shoots lightning at Fluffy.

Necromancer: Then again, the zombies aren’t too bright.

Bill, Ted, and Frank (zombies): ARRGGG! WHO ARE YOU!?!?

Adventurer: Uh, the pizza guy.

Bill, Ted, and Frank (zombies): OKAY. PASS.

Necromancer to you: Now leave adventurer! Fluffy is getting hungry…

Jack the Fighter: HA, HA! DIE ZOMBIE SCUM! AHH! A DRAGON!

Necromancer the Necromancer: YOU COWARD! AND THOSE ZOMBIES ARE $6.95 A DOZEN! YOU BREAK ‘EM, YOU BUY ‘EM!

Jack: HA! YOUR ZOMBIES WERE NO MATCH FOR ME!

Necromancer: They were dollar store zombies.

Martin the Black Mage: Sorry. He’s an idiot. Swordsmen usually are.

Necromancer: Agreed.

Jack: HEY! I’m right here!

Necromancer and Martin: And?

Martin to Elsa: What took you so long?

Elsa the White Mage: The zombies weren’t dead. And the dragon tried to eat me.

Necromancer: Form an orderly line while the dragon eats you. And stop whining white mage.

Elsa: Is this what Necromancers do in their spare time? Pick on helpless white mages?

Necromancer: Yup. That and raise the dead and pick on swordsmen.

Jack: Hey! I haven’t been drawn for three panels!

Jack: Hi! Uh, oh.

Assorted spells start flying at Jack.

Necromancer, Martin and Elsa: Simple lessons kids! #1 Mages hate idiots. #2 Swordsmen are usually idiots.  #3 Don’t ask for your own panel in the middle of mages talking.