After the world became what it is today, we see this blob of fat in the state of California. This blob has endured many winters, and resisted heat and nuclear wars. Now the blob has molded into a human form, a form with hair, eyes, and skin.

The blob can now walk on two legs, though it appears as if not much has changed since its arrival ten million years ago. The blob is currently around 10,000,011 years old, even if it believes itself to be eleven or twelve. How the blob of fat attained a human body, there is no exact answer, but I have a theory.

A nursing home was built on top of the blob at around 1994. The blob was stuck under the building, but somehow found a passage inside. Now, once the blob was in, he took over the body of one of the infants. As the child grew, the fat grew with it, shaping the Gong we know today. This particular blob was not the only blob of fat though, there used to be an abundance of blobs, everywhere.

Until the great Blob Genocide of 1608, as the blobs thought they could survive anything, a woman and her child found one in 1607. She didn’t know what to do with the blob, so she cooked it. She discovered that it tasted delicious, and spread the word. Soon, blobs everywhere were being cooked, only one remained. This particular blob is the “Gong” we know today, why people didn’t eat him? There is no definite answer.

Now, we will just call the blob, “Gong.” Gong dislikes electronics and online gaming because as a blob, he is used to living in the wild. In his natural habitat, he would eat almost anything in his sight, even a fellow blob or human. Since “Gong,” had taken over the body of an infant, he had a mother and a father. His parents raised him and taught him to not eat wild things, and not to be a cannibal. Gong learned pretty well, even if he bites somebody every now and then. This fine specimen of the blob currently resides at Palma High School. Where he is being tested and examined by the students there, particularly the 7th graders and freshmen.

I conclude this prologue to the great adventures of Kevin Gong with this sentence. If you ever come across one of these endangered species, ask it questions and be sure to examine and take notes of its answers. That is all for today.