Unexpected visitor.
The confrontation
Knock knock knock
Hark demon and emerge from your den of carnal obscenities. I command that you face me in your human continence. Do not continue to deny my demand for audience. Hasten and emerge forth with.
A door opens
Say man, what is your problem? Here you are at two o’clock in the morning beating on my door yelling like some fool, dressed in black tights pink house shoes, a woman’s blouse and a Ronald McDonald hat. Are you on crack or something? Maybe I ought to call the cops.
Nay you scourge of the earth. Last evening you absconded from yon den of iniquity with my damsel. I am here to rescue my desired betroved from your unclean clutches. Go and retrieve her from your vile sanctuary and bring her fourth
Look here man, I do not know what nut house you escaped from, but I am going to call the cops before I have to shoot you. In addition, as for me leaving the bar with your damsel. Yeah I left with one of the waitresses and she went home to her husband hours ago. Now you better get going I am warning you for the last time.
Nay demon I will accompany you into your cave to retrieve my love or flay that false hide off your earthly facade. Hasten vermin bring her fourth.
Man I done told you that that beer slinger went home to her family hours ago so quit raising all this hell out here disturbing my neighbors, ok!
Hush that vile orifice of your, you are the magnification of unpassed gas and your tongue sodomises the truth
Hey Mack, are you ok? I heard all that yelling and called the police. Anything I can do
Thanks neighbor I was just about to call the cops myself. Sorry for the commotion.
So, your cohort has summoned the local sheriff and posse. Thus, I shall hasten my retreat without completing my quest. But fear ye not I will return. But be assured that I will return on the twain to rescue my heartbeat alas.
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