Once upon a time,

There lived a cranky old man who lived in a little cabin deep in the woods. Every morning, he would wake up at 6am and hike up the woods with his little kettle. He would fill his kettle and bring it back to his tiny cabin and boil it. He would then make a meal for the birds in the woods.

One day, to his surprise, one of the birds he fed turned into a witch. The witch handed him a genie lamp and dissappeared off into the fog.

Like most normal humans, one would often rub a lamp when they come across one, which was exactly what this man did. Suddenly, in front of his stood a genie.

“You have done great things, so I will grant you three wishes.”

The cranky old man thought for a moment, then decided:

For wish number 1, he wishes for a giant mansion.

“When you go back, you’ll see a giant mansion” says the genie.

For wish number 2, he wishes for a million dollars.

“When you go back, you’ll find a million dollars on your table” says the genie.

For wish number 3, he wishes he was a hundred years younger.

The genie snaps his finger and the man was suddenly a young lad in his 30s.