So Tommy, what I thought was love and lust with him turned out to be nothing more than a phase. What a joke and waste of time he was. Tommy still calls, and texts, and IM’s, and sends me the most ridiculous love songs, and I’ve already gotten over him, now with a new obsession in my life mmhmm.

His name is Bobby and oh is he delicious and I think Tanya is beginning to raise her eyebrow at me once more for moving on so quickly, but what can I see he’s dreamy, smart, compassionate, ugh he’d be the perfect man if he didn’t smoke so many cigarettes, but what can I do?

Bobby wanted to meet me in person, and things had become so difficult after me and Robyn just split. Yes it’s those gawd awful blue balls(1) of mine, if only they weren’t so sensitive this time of year hmm…

I got to speaking to Tanya last night and she actually approves of this one, which is a pretty rare thing, but she warned me again about the cinema, and I knew to take her advice this time because being fondled in the cinema was only going to bring back more terrible memories of Tommy, and Tommy is so a page in my book that’s already been turned.

So Bobby called me and decided we should go to Starbucks to get some coffee and get to know each other better. Kaylidge gave me the stink eye (2) about it because she thinks I should really work things out with Robyn…but I’m  passed taking people’s advice.

I met Bobby at Starbucks and everything was going well. I stood up to go to the bathroom, and was coming back when I saw Robyn enter with this disgusting girl with flipity flops(3)and I didn’t know weather to be furious, or happy because I was with Bobby…whom had disappeared. I was wondering around the tables aimlessly when Robyn approached me with his new eyesore.

I had to let him know I was here with someone, but how when that person had gone missing…where the fuck was Bobby? I opened my mouth to speak when…

tune in tomorrow for the continuation of The Cursed Cinema

• Blue Balls- Us females refer to them at ourselves when we’re in heat, yes men we’re stealing more words from you, soon enough we’ll control the world with these balls
• Stink Eye- a look someone gives you that’s close to a dirty look, but far worse.
• Flipity Flops- You’ll know what I mean if you’ve seen the video I’m on a boat.