I was watching late night television, when I heard a sound. It was a rustling coming from the chimney. I was startled. Robbers perhaps? I was scared, then I remembered. CHRISTMAS!! It was merely Santa. I pretended to fall asleep, only to her Santa say, “help”! I thought it was a trick, until he said “I know you’re awake, just come and help me or you’ll get nothing”. I raced to his aid. I pulled his leg and out he popped! I was overjoyed and Christmas was saved! He rewarded me with a  pat on the back and said thanks for the cookies. He was a bout to leave when i said “Santa, I just remembered I want all the presents in the sac. If you don’t, then I won’t give you the antidote to the poison you just drank”. He was shocked. He gave me all the presents, and I gave him the antidote. Naturally I was kidding and merely gave him water with food coloring in it, if he called my bluff, I would have no presents this year. Mind you I’m probably on the naughty list for that one. Anyway, that’s how I saved Christmas, and then ruined it.