Adam goes over to his friend’s house, rings the bell, and the wife answers.

” Hi, is John home?”Adam says

” No, he is still at work.”

“Is it OK if I wait?” He asks

” Yeah, come in.”

They sit down and the Adam says, “You know Stacey, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I’d give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one.”

Stacey thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell – a hundred bucks. She opens her blouse and shows one. He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table.

They sit there a while longer and Adam says, “They are so beautiful I’ve got to see the both of them. I’ll give you another hundred bucks if I could just see the both of them together.”

Stacey thinks about this and thinks what the hell, opens her robe, and gives Adam a nice long look. Adam thanks her, throws another hundred bucks on the table, and then says he can’t wait any longer and leaves.

A while later John came home and his wife says, “You know, your weird friend Adam came over. “

John was excited and asks, “Did he pay the 200 bucks he owes to me?”