A man walks in to a bar…
A man walks in to bar with an elephant and says,
“Can I have six beers and four shots of sambuca please.”
The barman serves the drinks and between them the man and the elephant down the drinks. The elephant passes out, falls on the floor and the man leaves.
The next day the man walks in to bar with a gorilla and says,
“Can I have six beers and four shots of sambuca please.”
The barman serves the drinks and between them the man and the gorilla down the drinks. The gorilla passes out, falls on the floor and the man leaves.
The barman is very confused.
The next day the man walks in to bar with a tiger and says,
“Can I have six beers and four shots of sambuca please.”
The barman serves the drinks and between them the man and the tiger down the drinks. The tiger passes out, falls on the floor and the man leaves, but before he can get to the door the barman shouts out,
“Hey, you can’t leave that lying there.”
The man replies, “It’s not a lion… it’s a tiger.”
Interesting 
Looks like the barman was heavily drunk all this time, hhhh Nice one
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