COMIC STORY.
He got out of his blankets with his mouth widely opened and inhaling deeply as if he had a boredom and tiresome sleep or was it because he was getting off bed late than usual. He quickly took a bath and visited the national library. Lifting his eyes from the book was a mistake, he saw this beautiful girl alike the lady of his dreams in physical appearance, drop dead gorgeous. She was just arriving and she sat by the table which was in front of his. A strong feeling he was unable to control came by him and it is it he accuse to have triggered and aroused his intense feelings of great interest on her. Without knowing he was already stood up with an intention to confront her but his legs were jealousy. They were refusing to move as if caught by a motor neurone disease and also his mouth was not prepared to open and give out some charming sounds for attraction. But he couldn’t opt to sit down because obviously she saw him standing up so it would be abysmal for his immediate future plans. He tried some steps away from the position the lady was situated and the legs fell in with that. As he was walking in between the shelves he again found himself standing still, all his actions were like involuntary to him. But his current static position was because his visual movement was caught up by a yellow book which was in the third shelf on his left hand from the shelves he was in between. He saw it through the inter spaces between the books and he did not want to lose its position so he had to stop and surely spot and locate it strategically. Though the words were blurring because of distance but the word love he clearly saw and he definitely went to it and saw the purpose of that word on the book cover. Looking at it he didn’t waste time, he took two other books from the science shelf and placed it between the two to hide it and passed through where she was sitting to his seat. And his confirmation on the lady’s facial appearance brought the results he wanted.
Opening through the book quickly with desperation a subtitle how to approach a ladysurely stopped him and he went through it carefully. He was happy with the rules he read. With them he believed she is already his, he could imagine himself married to the lady and with two kids as a happy family, illusion! The writer said the steps have been proved effective and have worked for almost everyone who has applied them. Rule three forced him to approach her as it says do not hesitate, if you do she will automatically notice that and she will take it that you are not confident, so you are not a real man but fake one which will surely turn her off. And used a firm yet relaxed walk with shoulders back and the chest out as suggested by rule four. There he greeted her and took a seat next to her and she responded nicely. He made a comment about the environment as rule one stands, in this case he commented about the coldness temperature in the library with a genuine smile copied from rule two and never forgot rule six which he respected very much, eye contact. He made sure he is never the first to break it. Though he considered rule five as funny he still perfected it, he lightened his tone of voice disqualifying his deep and serious tone and paid attention whenever she responded to satisfy rule seven. And at this time he was relaxed, but as he was busy introducing himself the lady stood up and walked away and took a seat at another table living him there surprised and ashamed. He couldn’t look around rather than keeping eye contact with the wooden table as he knew very well that people were obviously looking at him knocked for six, and shamefaced as he was would make the eyes more and strong on him. He put all the blame on rules, there is no doubt that the rules have played a big role in his failure. He could have just done things his way. Suddenly his phone rang and he had to go outside to answer it. That was an opportunity for him to go outside the library for good that day. It was Marvin calling, his best friend, asking him for lunch. At the restaurant they chose a table which was away from other customers so they could chat freely and without waste of time jackal took out his library incident. To Marvin it wasn’t a big issue; he took it as a mistake. Jackal shouldn’t have used rules according to him as he said they are not reliable as they don’t always work and suggested that the best way to approach a lady is to be yourself and do it your own way. Their order came in good hands, the waitress’s customer service would make a gentleman not only feel welcome but also loved.
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