One early morning during the middle of the school year Ian rose up out of his bed and said with bitter eagerness “I’m going to go school!”  Ian didn’t take a shower or put on any clean instead he wore the same thing that he wore to bed from two years ago.  He says “okay let’s go teleport to school!”  He sets down the little contraption and screams on the top of his lungs “TAKE ME TO MY WORLD!”  Moments later after surfing threw a rift of time travel he ends up standing at the front doors of the high school, he sighs with mischief and proudly grabs the handles to the doors.  But hesitated to pull because he saw his arch nemesis fat Jacob White, Jacob yells to Ian “I’m going to finish you off without any guilt because the marsh mellows has more intelligence!  And not only that they can swallow things whole!”

Ian’s anger arouses as he stares down the big blob in front of him “oh your going to kill me over my big harry dead fat ass!  You can’t do shit without your balls and not only your not as big as me!”  Jacob snorts out loud like a bull and stomps his foot bearing cracks into the side walk “no, no, no only I can and only I will, you watch!”  Ian laughs out loud and opens the front doors feeling a whoosh of cool air hitting his face he feels proud with the little argument but it didn’t get far because Ian was plotting to attack Jacob soon.  Jacob White bursts into the school yelling “Ian it’s not over yet!”  Jacob raises his arms and forms some kind of white mushy melted goodies but not only it the puff brand marsh mellows, and thrusts out his gigantic arm throwing out a ball.

Ian turns around but at the time the marsh mellow hit him in the face Ian went down screaming “my face, my beautiful Ianlistic face!”  Jacob laughs out loud as he prepares his arm for another attack but ends up coughing out his marsh mellow goodies onto the floor.  Jacob fears himself for his health condition so he pulls a bag of jet puffed marsh mellows from his hoodie pocket that he’s worn for years.  Tearing off the top of the bag he holds up the over his mouth and swallows the marsh mellows one by one.  His power rises again as Ian lays on the tiled floor watching the madness he tries to flee but runs into a woman’s little boy.  They both hit the floor hard Ian rests his left hand on the boys face, the pretty blue eyes turn to a bright nasty brown color the soft blond hair grows into a long brown mullet.