One day a man was speeding really fast in the highway. A cop pulled him over and asked the man why he was going so fast. The man replied and said that he had just murdered someone and the dead body was in the trunk and that he still had his gun in the dash board and that he wanted to get away.

The cop was afraid and called in his whole department of police to catch this criminal. When the Chief Officer asked the man to open the trunk, there was nothing. He asked to open the dash board, there was nothing. The Chief Officer was infuriated

The Chief Officer asked, “So you didn’t kill anyone and you don’t have a gun!.”

“I didn’t kill anyone! Did the cop tell that to you. Next thing you know he probably told you that I was speeding,” replied the man cheerfully.

 

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