There may be endless funny dialogues, more to come..
Friend A : I thought we were good friends, but now I’m disappointed. I received comments from others during the party, that I had dark eye circles. As a good friend of mine, you should have told me earlier, but you did not.
Friend B : I am not those type of person who like to criticise on appearances, I look at people’s inner beauty. I like to speak good of others to make their day, I don’t like to say anything bad on my friends to ruin their days. Moreover I don’t see you having dark eye circles earlier till you mention now.
Friend A : If you reminded me earlier, I would have taken good care of my eyes before I went for that party.
Friend B : You can’t blame me, as you know my eyesight not really good. All the while, I thought you were wearing sunglasses, I was puzzled why you keep wearing sunglasses even when you were staying indoors.
Friend A : (Speechless)
Parent A : Your daugther is very cute, how old is she?
Parent B : She’s 5, she’s very smart too, she can spell and write her name correctly. Once the teacher asked her to spell her name backward, she even spelled it accurately and fast too.
Parent A : What a remarkable child, what’s her name?
Parent B : ANNA
At the party
Host : Jack, let me introduce you to a beautiful Lady, Rose. Rose, he’s Jack.
Jack : (while kissing Rose’s hand) Nice to meet you Miss Rose, I have never seen such a beautiful and gorgeous lady like you in my entire life. You must have many suitors, I guess.
Rose : Nice to meet you, Jack. You are too kind. Well, I am a humble person, but I must admit you are right. I have so many suitors and most of them trying to date me. It’s good to know more people, but I hate to go for a date which I detest. I always believe in my first instinct, if I don’t feel like going out with certain men who are not appealing to me, instead of rejecting them, I will tell white lies to them. I will simply say I have to go for an oversea trip so cannot make it for that date. Haha. If I don’t do that, I will be too busy with dates, that’s terrible, do you know? My assets really give me a lot of inconveniences.
Jack : Haha, you are naughty, but very clever and humorous, I like that. Cheers to you. By the way, this coming Saturday I would like to invite you to a movie, follow by dinner, how about that?
Rose : I would love to, but too bad, I need to travel to London for business trip this weekend….
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