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Friend A : I thought we were good friends, but now I’m disappointed.  I received comments from others during the party, that I had dark eye circles.  As a good friend of mine, you should have told me earlier, but you did not. 

Friend B : I am not those type of person who like to criticise on appearances, I look at people’s inner beauty.  I like to speak good of others to make their day, I don’t like to say anything bad on my friends to ruin their days.  Moreover I don’t see you having dark eye circles earlier till you mention now.

Friend A : If you reminded me earlier, I would have taken good care of my eyes before I went for that party.

Friend B : You can’t blame me, as you know my eyesight not really good.  All the while, I thought you were wearing sunglasses, I was puzzled why you keep wearing sunglasses even when you were staying indoors.

Friend A : (Speechless)

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Parent A : Your daugther is very cute, how old is she?

Parent B : She’s 5, she’s very smart too, she can spell and write her name correctly.  Once the teacher asked her to spell her name backward, she even spelled it accurately and fast too.

Parent A : What a remarkable child, what’s her name?

Parent B : ANNA

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At the party

Host : Jack, let me introduce you to a beautiful Lady, Rose.  Rose, he’s Jack. 

Jack : (while kissing Rose’s hand) Nice to meet you Miss Rose, I have never seen such a beautiful and gorgeous lady like you in my entire life.   You must have many suitors, I guess.

Rose : Nice to meet you, Jack.  You are too kind.  Well, I am a humble person, but I must admit you are right.  I have so many suitors and most of them trying to date me.  It’s good to know more people, but I hate to go for a date which I detest.  I always believe in my first instinct, if I don’t feel like going out with certain men who are not appealing to me, instead of rejecting them, I will tell white lies to them.  I will simply say I have to go for an oversea trip so cannot make it for that date.  Haha.  If I don’t do that, I will be too busy with dates, that’s terrible, do you know?  My assets really give me a lot of inconveniences.

Jack : Haha, you are naughty, but very clever and humorous, I like that.  Cheers to you.  By the way, this coming Saturday I would like to invite you to a movie, follow by dinner, how about that?

Rose : I would love to, but too bad, I need to travel to London for business trip this weekend….

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earlier versions of funny dialogues :

http://purpleslinky.com/humor/the-funny-dialogues-part-six/

http://quazen.com/shopping/clothing/the-funny-dialogues-part-five/

http://quazen.com/arts/the-funny-dialogues-part-four/

http://purpleslinky.com/humor/the-funny-dialogues-part-three/

http://purpleslinky.com/humor/the-funny-dialogues-part-two/

http://quazen.com/recreation/collecting/the-funny-dialogues