A quaint short story of Maxi and his friend Matt, The Hubbas and The Evil Creatures is a renowned classic, and has been read by millions of random fiction lovers around the globe. I completely made that statement up, but it’s still pretty cool.
Once upon a time in a land far, far aw- NO! Once upon a time, their was a race of humanoid creatures, called the Hubbas. They were called the “Hubbas” by the outlying civilisations because they liked to chew gum, almost to a point that was obnoxious. But our story begins with these creatures, more specifically, Maxi. Now Maxi was a good citizen of Hubbaville (they were horrible at naming cities), and he always minded himself and others. A working class citizen, he made a decent amount of Hubba Coins (again, they’re really bad at naming things) and he knew his place in the world. He was okay with that.
But one day something seemed…different. He couldn’t place the feeling. He nervously watched his back while walking to work, always on guard for something that was following him. What was following him, you ask? No one knows. Actually, I don’t know either. I’m making this up as I go.
Maxi learned to ignore these feelings, brushing them off as side effects from those drugs he was taking. You know, those perfectly legal drugs. Like clockwork, he met up with his friend, Matt, and the Hubba Coffee Shop after his shift was over. He says to Matt,
“Hey, have you felt or seen or heard anything weird these past few days?”
“No.” says Matt, “Why, have you?
“Yeah, man. It just feels awkward. You know when you accidentally walk in the bathroom while you mom is taking a dump? It’s like I just want to get out and get to where I’m going.”
“…” Matt responds with silence. “That example was very specific. What to talk about it?”
“NO!”, screams Maxi!
“Alright! Alright! Calm down. Jeez”
Their conversation ended with that. They each went to their own homes and slept the night away. Except for Maxi, who was lying in bed awake at the thought of that horrible, horrible memory.
The next morning Maxi woke up and realized he soiled himself. He didn’t have time to fool around, so he called Matt to pick him up with his customized 26′ Hubba Mobile. While driving, Matt caught something out of the corner of his eye. He didn’t know what it was, but it was so appealing to the eye that he almost ran over another Hubba!
“What the fudge was that!?!”, screams Matt.
“I don’t know. But we need to jump out of the Mobile in an epic fashion and see what it was!”
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