I was wondering what it would be like to be a ham sandwich so I wrote this..
We sat there watching TV for a while some show about a cartoon family, and their crazy ways. Then he picked me up and pulled me toward his mouth. What was going on, he’s going to bite me, but why? I tried to move again but it was too late he bit me OUCH; I felt a part of me being ripped away. He was chewing on me, why, and then it came to me. I am the ham sandwich. What had caused this? I was watching him make it then I am the sandwich, how is this possible? He took another bite I wanted to scream but no one would hear me. When his teeth sank down into my body it felt like a vice was squeezing me with a lot of force. He tore another chunk of me away I could feel him chomping down. Oh the humanity! why was I sent to feel this sort of torture, I could even feel my body sliding down his throat. I could see the inside of his stomach, the acid was like having your limbs burned away. Although I was a sandwich it still feels as if I had arms and legs. I started trying to move my limbs but they were gone and if they weren’t how would I anyway, I had none. This misery I wouldn’t wish upon anyone. He sat me down and took his pop and opened it he took a few swallows. As I sat there I was in serious pain this pain was so horrible I’m surprised I was still conscious. He took another bite and set me down again. “I was 1/2 eaten now a little over 6 bites out of me, I could feel my self in many different ways, I could feel the pain in my body where the boy had taken bites of me, I can feel my self inside his stomach and the burning from stomach acid, Oh when will this end. I feel so much pain I’m not sure how much longer I can handle it” As I had those thoughts all went black and I passed out.
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