Would you like it if people yell at you every day for hardly any reason? I didn’t think so. Here, with being a computer, it happens to me all the time. People are always getting mad at me just because I’m slow! They should just get a faster computer then. At least when I’m not being used or chewed out I can talk to the printer, who has also been on the receiving end of some complaints, (“The printer didn’t print this right!”) and go to sleep when nobody is bothering me. So, that is pretty much all my life is about. That, and the occasional virus, which makes me get sick with the fever, or something worse. Probably the only good thing these people do is fix it. Although that’s expected, since they got it on me in the first place. That’s pretty much all there is to being a computer. Not a very pleasant life, I can say that.