The story starts with a lumber jack named Jack.  He is the best of all lumber jacks and is highly respected upon his fellow lumber jacks but now it’s late in life. This is when he realizes that he has been lumber jacking for so long that his body is starting to  be  unable to lumber jack.  Jack starts taking steroids to lumber jack while some of the other younger lumber jacks start taking some of the fame of being the best lumber jack.

Jack then meets an unsespecting female who he goes to beetween his late night lumber jacking and his trailor somewhere in Kansas City.

This female changes his life but in the mean time Jack decides to mend the wounds of his daughter he had once abandon.  At first she doesn’t like the idea because Jack ends up standing her up for some young piece of ass and a little cocaine.  Blah blah blah, an hour and a half later, Jack got his ass kicked, got his daughter back, banged the mysterious woman, cut down all the trees so the public schools don’t have paper.

The End