Once upon a time their were two friends called John and Terry who decided to visit Florida, Miami for a holiday with their family. They had been friends since preschool all the way to being in the FBI together.

One night they decided to go out for a boy’s night out. So they went to a Miami vs. Cleveland NBA game, then a Miami vs. Philadelphia NFL Game and watched Boston vs. New York MLB game at a bar. They really enjoyed themselves and had a little too much to drink and were forced to go home by the bar owner. So they attempted to walk home but in the end a guy said very slowly “do you want a taxi?” and John replied “we don’t need a taxi look we can walk just fine”. And as they were walking away John tripped over and a police officer was driving past and he stopped and he said to them “now you guys don’t look so good”. And Terry replied “what do you know, we are fine, actually better than fine we are great because Miami beat Cleveland”. The police officer said “really I love Miami, how bout since you just made this night better for me how bout I just drive you home? I insist”. They both just nodded their head up and down. When they got to the hotel it was half an hour later till they found their room. And they didn’t want to disturb both their families they went straight to bed and since terry’s wife wasn’t their he just thought maybe she slept with the baby to make it go to sleep. And John just wasn’t worried because his wife was a snorer.

When terry woke up he heard something he hadn’t heard for a while, silence. So he got up to congratulate his wife on keeping the baby quiet. And he walked into the children’s room and their was no one their so he just assumed that they were having breakfast with Johns family. And John thought his family was having breakfast with terry’s family. So they were walking to each others room when they saw each other terry said “save some for me” and John replied “no that’s why i’m coming over to your room”. Terry said “don’t be sarcastic” John replied “I’m not”. Terry said “wait i’m going to check your house” John replied “same”. After going to each others houses. Then they went down to buffet and they weren’t their. So they went to terry’s apartment to think. And Terry said “hey I got a message maybe my wife told us where she and the kids also where your family went”. The message said “Honey terrorist are trying to get into our room, oh no they have got in. stay away from my family or my husband and his friend will hunt you down and kill you, they worked for the FBI.” The terrorist said “come on try and catch me…………..” so they were ringing all their FBI friends for phone tracking, voice recognition and a profile of the kidnapper. After knowing who they were going for they went to sleep.