As you know, the Beatles came out with a record called Abbey Road. This album is one of the most historic and well known albums ever created. Well, my record player broke so I could not play this very special record that I love so very much. I took my record player down to the pawn shop, where you can sell your items for a decent amount of cash depending on how valuable they are. As I walk in, I see a guy with an iPhone. I ask, “Would you like to trade my record player for your iPhone?” He says yes. Score, I now have an iPhone 4.

This iPhone is no normal iPhone, this iPhone could do anything I wanted to in the world. It would make me pizza, it would even turn on the TV for me! Oh how I loved this iPhone so very much, I completely forgot about that old record player. Yet, one day I was carrying my iPhone and I dropped it. Crap! it broke! I quickly rushed it to the pawn shop to see if i could get a refund. The shop owner said no, but he could give me a hedgehog as a trade, seeing that the iPhone could be fixed for profit. Score, I now have a hedgehog!

Oh how i loved this hedgehog. It would give me joy when I woke up, when I was on the toilet, even when I had a rash on my buttocks! But… my hedgehog died when it drank some anti freeze. I thought someone could have poisoned him, but it was just me not facing the sad reality that he was gone.

The moral to this story is, don’t eat too much McDonalds. McDonalds will make you fat and lazy and you don’t want that. If you do want that, kudos to you!

Thanks for reading!