One day a big kangaroo was plowing his fields when he notice three brown rabbits eating his asparagus.

“Get out of my field, you stupid rabbits!” Yelled the big kangaroo.

“Hyuck, hyuck, hyuck, hyuck, hyuck,” the rabbits laughed as they threw asparagus at the big kangaroo.

“That’s it!” The big kangaroo yelled. “Now we must have an epic battle!”

“Kurrrrrrpllaaaaaa!” Screamed the rabbits as they ran towards the big kangaroo and jumped at his face.

The kangaroo managed to hit away one of the rabbits, but the other two were just too ferocious. They clamped on to his back and started to bite him.

The kangaroo picked up a nearby mayonnaise jar and started to smack the other two rabbits off of his back. “Hruah!Take that you stupid rabbits, and that!”

The rabbits were now on the ground and about to pounce when somebody jumped out of a nearby bush.

“I am Maxxximmusssss!!!” Yelled the stranger as he pulled out his sword and chopped both the big kangaroo and the rabbits into pieces.

But then a flying saucer suddenly zoomed in over head an abducted the stranger.

When the stranger came to on the ship he was surrounded by a bunch of weird aliens, and there was Al Gore for some reason too.

  ”Great Warrior, we need your help,” said Al Gore. “Only you can destroy Manbearpig. We have him contained but only you can kill him.”

The warrior did not look very happy at all. “I am Maxxximmussssss!!!” He yelled as he started to decapitate the aliens. But then the ships started acting all crazy because no one was at the wheel. It started flying all over the place and zoomed back to earth. 

The UFO now hovered above a volcano, and then some angry pirates shot cannon balls at it making it fall into the volcano, Al Gore hit the eject button. He flew into a nearby lake, Manbearpig flew into the volcano with the ufo, and the warrior went into some sort of space time paradox place when the ufo exploded in the volcano, so he was sent back in time, or something. 

“Awww fudge!” Yelled Al Gore. “With Manbearpig’s super hot blood in that volcano, the earth is going to get all hot and stuff.”

That is how Al Gore made Global Warming, and why he is trying to fix his mistake. Now you know .