Ok heres the story but before you read it I’ll have you informed that im 5′11” and weigh 195lbs.

It was a beautiful day when it all happened. My friends and i ; Jorge, Gaspar and I; decided to meet at Gaspar’s house. When we all are there we just play around like crazy  15 teenager ignoring our problems. Then we say lets go to the park that was about a half a mile to go around the school to get there so we decide to just jump the 3 fences on our way. So we gathered all our stuff up and 3 tennis rackets. While we are heading to the park i remind the guys its going to be tough for me to jump but I’ll still try and they said they would help me with this.

We reach the first fence… I cant jump it so they try to lift me up… MAJOR FAIL ATTEMPT. So we keep thinking to find a way and then we see theres a fence with holes big enough to fit my huge foot inside and lift myself up i made it to the other side i was really happy. Then the second fence.

This is made things bad for many many reasons and you’ll understand now how. Gaspar and Jorge jumped succesfully me i got to the point where my but was right in the middle (not confortable AT ALL!!!) so i try to go down. Next thing i know i feel something is grabbing and giving me a wedgie the oposite direction. This is the moment i realize that the fence’s spiky end perfored my pants grab my underwear  really close to my nuts and was preventing me from getting down. As soon as I saw that I crapped my pants, Gaspar preventing from falling and  losing my pants and underwear near a public park was holding me and was getting really tired. On the other hand jorge jumps the fence and right before he trie to unhook me….  he started cracking up way too hard cause of the area that was hooked. Then he fell on the floor laughing non stop instead of giving me a hand cause i could barely push myself up to unhook. Gaspar was suffering having to carry 195lbs on top of him jorge was saying to call 911 cause he was laughing so hard he couldnt breath or move. Moreover due to all this failed tries i used all my determination to lift my self up and unhook. after we are on the other side we realize that the section we were in ended in the park so we really didnt have to jump  to have to go to the third fence but it was too late so when we were all about to make the third and last fence wasps started to chase us so we ran our butts off away from them. We want back to the same fence and  made it to the park with no wasps (thank god for that).

Well for resolution we had a lot of fun in the park. We jumped the fences back to Gaspar’s house with  not nut hooking problems and my dad picked me up to go to my music class and then well I’ve been fine if not i wouldnt be writing this 2 weeks after out problem.