One day, Bill woke up with really really messy hair.  His hair was so messy, he had to condition it about five times! When he finally finished doing his hair, he realized that it was 7:56.  Bill had four minutes to get to work.  His job was not just any job, he was the CEO of a major corporation, well in his mind.  He really worked for his own business which was just a Pawn Shop.  The name of the store you ask?  Well it was Bill’s Mills Store.  His brother was much more wealthy, his name was Len.  Well by this time it 7:58 and Bill was in the car.  There was only one slight problem however.  Bill did not get dressed.  So he rushed back into the house and slipped into his sweater vest and hopped into his trousers.  As he was running down the stairs and out the door, he caught a glimpse of the clock.  It was now 8:02.  He was already two minutes late for work so he thought to himself, why should I even go to work now?  He opened up his phone to call the store to call in sick only to realize that it was Saturday…

TO BE CONTINUED?