“Honey, Wake UP!” My wife yelled, which seemed to have bounced everywhere but my ears. “Your going to be late for work!” My eyes, seemingly burst open, and absorbed the beautiful morning sun. I groaned as I began to sit-up. My back, seemed like It’s been hit with a sledgehammer. My wife was holding some Apple-Berry pancakes, and some syrup. I kindly thanked her and munched on the “average” quality flavor. I slowly walked to the stainless steel refrigerator, and struggled to find the Kemp’s milk. After, what I believe was one minute, I found it, strangely in the freezer above. I swore in my head, and put the milk back. I went to the bathroom, pulled down my pajamas, and took a number two, and oh god, did it smell. After, what seemed like an hour, got up, wiped my ass, and went to the sink. Grabbing the slippery bar of soap, and turning the glass nozzle, then rubbing them together to make wonderful bubbles, soon to be dumped down the sink.

    I walked out the bathroom, seeming rejuvenated, I grabbed my dark black jacket, gave a quick kiss to my wife, and slowly walked out the door. The morning sun, blinded me, as if a flash bang blew in my face. I grabbed the keys out of my pocket, seeming like a drunk man, stumbled to put the key in the hole. Soon after, I put the key in the ignition, and the car sounded like a hungry beast, it seemed to disturb the peace of everything around me. I press the acceleration a bit hard, and almost rear-ended a Toyota in front of me. Being cautious this time, I pressed it a bit softer, backed out of my cars den, and drove off to Payne Avenue.

    Still, being as drowsy as I am, I kept my eye on the road, but the blur would go to far. One year ago, this happened to me, I hit a small convertible down on the residential section of town. The person inside, was not in the vehicle, fortunately. I had to pay a whopping $456 to pay for the small damages. I came back to reality, seeing that I was slowly leaning to the right of the road, out of instinct, moved the steering wheel back to the left, and somehow, didn’t hit anyone or thing. I soon edged near the small office building I work in.