From what I’ve seen on TV I’ve grown to believe that there will always be that one person in an office who’ll be classified as the “office slut.”  Even in reality, in an office of six, that belief still exists.

She’s a cougar.  We’ve decided that perhaps she’s just trying to see how many men, half her age, she can bring home.  Ok, I don’t even know if I could classify them as men.  They’re basically just older boys.

It’s a new guy every week, sometimes more, I swear.  Her kids caught her once, when she brought home a guy THEIR age.  I figured maybe that would open her eyes.  Perhaps she’d realize how big of a whore she was becoming, but apparently not.

I look forward to those lunch time conversations on Mondays after a weekend in which her “happiness” has been fufilled.  It’s always so amusing to see how low someone’s self-esteem has gotten to where they have to look for the affection of anyone who’s willing to show them some.

As she goes out to run errands I hear that she’s taken her little rendezvous public!  Making out in bars with these younger boys who are friends with her own children for the world to see!  Ah!  Crazy if you ask me, but I guess you’ve got to do what you’ve got to do when you’re lonely.