There is a girl named Lori.  She had just gotten away from a piece of crap who beat her to get with another guy she barely knew.  Now Marv was a pretty good guy.  He is a Fireman.  And very respectful.

  So Lori calls me and tells me that she is engaged to Marv.  Who, by the way, she met on the Internet three weeks prior.  And hadn’t even met in person till he moved in with her.  (Tell me that’s not odd.)

  She starts calling me telling me how he’s always on the computer.  And he doesn’t spend time with her anymore.  I’m like, “Anymore?  What time did you spend together before?”  Okay, then she calls me a few days later saying that he’s always talking to all these girls on line.

  I asked her if they should get to know each other before they set a date.  She said they were fine.  Well I haven’t heard from her since.

  I go on face book and Marv has written as his status, that he is single again.  I asked him what happened, and he relays to me that Lori went nuts and tried to slit her wrists.  So he left.

  Well here I am talking to Lori’s sister, Bonny, and she says that Lori told her that Marv kicked her out because she was pregnant.  Okay, huh?  Yeah, this chick has issues beyond belief….. 

  And I still don’t know how to get a hold of her.

  Anyone have any kind of advise for this situation?