CAST:

Narrator: _____________ Manager: ____________

Fre Dome: ____________ Shine E.: __________

Ham L. Ette.: ______________   Chris P.: ___________

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Narrator: The Kingdom of heaven is like a store manager who went out near breakfast time to hire men to work in GameStop. He agreed to give them a teddy bear for the day and sent them into GameStop.

At around the time were you would say that you are full from breakfast is the same time that the store manager saw a man in the fountain splashing about.

Manager: What is thy name lad? Why are you there standing in that fountain?

Fre Dome: My name is Fre Dome. It was so hot out today I was hoping to cool off.

Manager: If you wish to cool off you must work hard first. Come to me and work! I shall give thee a teddy bear.

Fre Dome: I could always use a teddy bear. Is it brown?

Manager: If that is thy wish.

Narrator: So they leaped away and at around lunch time the store manager went out again and did the same.

Manager: What is thy name? Why art thou hiding under thy car?

Shine E.: My name is Shine E. Brite and I hide here because no one would hire me.

Manager: Get up from thy hiding place! Come to me and work! And ye shall inherit a teddy bear.

Shine E.: I could only accept one that is green.

Narrator: The manager agreed. At around the time where you usually watch TV and have ice cream after lunch is when the manager went out again.

Manager: What is thy name? Why art thou in a tree?

Ham L.: My name is Ham L. Ette. I like watching the birds up here.

Manager: But the bird which you hold is a fake?

Ham L.: Okay, I admit. I am afraid of the ground.

Manager: Come to me and work! A teddy bear shall be thine reward.

Ham L.: Will it be rainbow colored?

Narrator: And it would be. Now for the break. We’ll be right back after this.

- Commercial -

Chris P. The name’s Chris… Chris P. Beacon that is and have I got a deal for you.

If you lost something, say a sheep or maybe a coin, and you found found it we will gladly throw you a party for the low-low price of $1,000!!!

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Manager: Hey, Chrispy! Cut it off with your commercial and bring in those workers I hired today.

Chris P.: Whatever you says Cap’n.

Manager: Bring them from last to first.

Chris.P: (Everyone following Chris) Here they are Hitler.

Manger: Here is your just rewards gentle people.

(Hands out bears) (Fre Dome grumbles)

Fre Dome: Wait a second! How come I did not receive more plushies than the rest of these poor slobs?

Shine E.: Who you calling a slob?

Ham L.: You are covered in mud.

Shine E.: Hmph… It’s oil…

Manager: Nevertheless, you agreed to work for one teddy bear and I even gave you the choice of color. Do I not have the right to do what I wish with my teddy bears?

Fre Dome: Yeah, b-but, but…

Manager: Do you envy my generosity?

Fre Dome: *sigh* You are wise.

Manager: I do like to think so, and speaking of which I-

Chris P.: Um sir… The show?

Manager: Oh, right. Mr. Narrator?

Narrator: And so, the last will be first, and the first will be last.