On a day where I could do anything I wanted, I would start it off with a somewhat calm activity; sleep. The hours of 12:00 am to 11:00 am would be devoted entirely to my journey to Slumber Land, my vehicle of choice being a thirty foot diameter bed shaped as a sea turtle plated in platinum (this day coming, of course, after I had won the Powerball jackpot). The sheets would swallow me in their luxuriousness, 2400 thread count with magically soft bald eaglet feathers stuffing my blanket. The comfort would be at such a level as to immediately put me in a relaxing slumber so deep that I have no dreams, just a feeling of rejuvenation. The hardest part of my day would simply be deciding to pull myself out of bed when my alarm clock (a hefty baritone opera singer with a bad comb over and a great voice) alerted me to the presence of a guest at my extravagant Los Angeles estate (for my vacations away from the Colorado mansion). 

Pulling on my Hugh Hefner-esque bathrobe, I make my way downstairs to the sweet scent of sizzling sausages to greet my guest. It is none other than Daniel Craig, the newest James Bond! He asks if I would like to join him on the set today (I have become quite popular since winning the Powerball jackpot) and see the latest 007 movie being filmed. Of course I cannot pass up an opportunity like this, so after slowly savoring the succulent sizzled sausage (prepared by my operatic alarm clock in advance) we depart from my estate.

While Daniel Craig offers to drive me in his brand new Ferrari F2007, I simply laugh and take him to see a real car. He is awestruck as he slides into the passenger seat of my mint condition 1967 Shelby GT500, affectionately named Eleanor. I remind Mr. Craig to watch the leather interior. At 12 pm we make our way to the studio. Of course nobody gets in the way of a 1967 Shelby GT500 as they are too busy gaping at its sheer glory, so we make very good time and arrive at 12:30. We are met by a concierge as we pull into the parking lot, who happens to be holding a bottle of 1787 Chateau Lafite the director has left for me (as I said, I have become very popular since winning the Powerball jackpot). Seeing as I am a generous man who has 10 other bottles of Chateau Lafite back at the estate, I pass this one on to Daniel Craig.