Once upon a time there was a Labrador who was traveling to visit his parents when he passed a Pit Bull who was bragging about his ability to fight, and how he never lost. The Pit Bull had attracted a crowd and was challenging any dog to fight him. The Lab walked up and took the challenge.

     “It’s a fight to the death, you know,” said the Pit bull, “and I never lose.”

     The Lab just nodded his head, and they began fighting. Not two minutes had passed when the Lab broke the Pit Bull’s neck. The Lab licked itself clean and resumed on his way.

The mouth of the boastful will soon be silenced