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The City Council of Loganberry resoundingly voted fawssor the Plaid Bus referendum, by a 100% margin. 248 city council members voted “aye”, 44 council members were not present for the vote, 6 council members voted “nay” for the referendum, one council member voted for a Tropical Print Bus, and the final council member voted “present”.

Loganberry already had White buses, Yellow Buses, Orange Buses, Red Buses, Blue Buses, Green Buses, a Purple Bus, Grey Buses, Brown Buses, Tan Buses, a Navy Blue Bus, a Pink Bus, a Flamingo Pink Bus, - everything had been pretty much color-coordinated. However, there was no bus service available for the rebellious plaid-clad, frequently kilt-wearing members of the municipality’s population, who chose to wear multiple colors against the moral majority of the solidarity of solid color attire. These individuals began boycotting our mass transit system several years ago, thus, we have begun the Plaid Bus service, in the attempt to get all of our citizens back into the mainstream of life.

Loganberry Municipality’s answer to how people who wear plaid can take the bus. Bus service still remains questionable for individuals throughout the city for those who choose to wear prints, polka dots or stripes. The Maoist tradition of assigning buses according to level of education remains in effect to this day. Getting a better bus can be expensive, time-consuming, and not possible for some individuals.

There have been proposals underway to obtain a Floral Print Bus, a Tropical Print Bus, a Striped Bus, and a Polka-Dot Bus.

Newcomers to the city of Loganberry start out wearing white clothing and taking the white bus, which stops at the main transit center, the outlying transit centers, all public assistance outlets, as well as the major hospitals and health clinics around the municipality. After the mandatory 30 day quarantine period and vaccination check is established, new residents of the community are allotted a clothing color that corroborates with their education and skill level in society.

The next advancement are the yellow buses, which pick up passengers at all stops with a yellow bus sign, and stop off at pizza parlors and fast-food restaurants, as well as the department of health, where passengers are encouraged to apply for their food handlers permits. These buses also make Saturday runs to local secondary school campuses, where passengers may take high-school and college exams. People arriving from places such as Pacifica will need to turn in all of their old orange garments and exchange these for yellow garments, as the Loganberry bus system offers more privileges for citizens wearing orange clothes, and thus more stops on the bus.