The saga of the great Potato War of 2009.
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Ok people here’s how it all went down.
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My bud the Duff Man
The Duff man came to me one day and said, “Cap, we need to talk.” So I said, “ Sure Duff what’s on your mind?” Sorry too late for punctuation to be exact.
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Captain Matthew Bo Jack Russo
He said Bo, the rumors are true, the aliens have abducted me thirty seven times. I responded, I expected as much, I’ve heard the rumors too.
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More Potato People Aliens
He then told me of the impending attack. He recommended to me his plans, and he had already consulted with the Moose and RE Puckett, my most trusted military strategists. See Bo is the leader, but only because of the people on his team.
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My antlered paisano
All of team Bo Jack’s trusted friends know he likes an informed well thought plan and trusts his closest companions to collaborate and offer informed decisions.
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The Airborne Ranger: epitomy of Americas strength
He leaves the highest intellectual decisions to Fegger, the reluctant genius.
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Hottie huh?
All seduction matters are relied upon Princess Arabia Morgana and Cassy.
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Mi hermanita
After convening with the entire group it was determined that the long ago quatrains of Bostradamas, compiled with Duff’s surreal but correct assertions that a war of the worlds with Aliens was imminent. This decision was based in no small part to Cassy’s cartomancy readings and Spiritwalker’s premonitions.
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My gal pal
The decision was made. Team Bo Jack would wait it out under ground. The rest of Bo Jack Nation was going to sail to the Bo Jack Islands to seek refuge. Bo’s trusted and battle ready pirates had no qualms whatsoever fighting without their fearless leader.
Being fact that this is a top secret mission, all the names can not be listed here. The main information is that the leaders and Chief of Staff went into the silos of the I.C.B.M. area and secured the twenty-seven inch doors to wait out the battles.
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The Raver
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