“If you want to lose your sole, cut off your foot.”- Ladler

“You’re not number one if you have to knock on the door to get in.”- Mrs. Cat Lady

“This is modern day dating. Gender is irrelevant.”- Mrs. B

“Daniel! Don’t do things that make Sara have to eat you!”- Mrs. Cat Lady

“Girls have to rape fire.”- Dover

“Even if you starve yourself your entire life, you can still get hit by a bus.”- Mrs. Cat Lady.

Message: Anorexia is not worth it.

“Bobbleheads don’t talk. They bobble.”- Junior

“Powerpoints suck.”- Chem Daddy

“Magnesium can turn into Iron…”- Junior

“‘I don’t know’ won’t get you off the hook. It’s just going to get you gaffed.”- Chem Daddy

“Chemicals are just little people.”- Chem Daddy

“Go live in the woods and just forget all the change!”- Kayla

“Speakeasies were where Ohians went square dancing.”- Junior

“Stephen will always be the one to go out of bounds.”- Papa Cap

“Rumors are meant to be spread!”- Kayla

And with that note, I leave you to remember these words, scrunch your eyebrows in confuzzlement, and return to your soap operas. I hope Ke$ha reads this someday, and doesn’t get hit by a bus.