There are former Service applicants being interviewed. There is a Tattooed Teenager sitting in a chair facing a gentleman dressed in a black suit. The gentleman is a Special agent with the U.S. Service Recruiter Impropriety Division. He is shining a light on the Teenager’s face. The kid is very shaken up when the Special Agent begins to interrogate him as if he has committed a crime.

     The Special agent asks “So, what else did they tell you”?

     The teenager’s voice is very shaky “they told me my job was to fly the Space Shuttle”.

     The service recruiters are watching the interrogation from a room in front of the kid, they are behind mirrored glass. Marty is medium height, bald and muscular Service Recruiter in his mid twenties. He is sitting beside Jay a medium height, skinny Service Recruiter with a flat top haircut and is also in his mid twenties. Beside Jay sits Rod a medium height, Hispanic Recruiter that is a little over weight, is in his mid to late thirties. Dee is a short, Hispanic man with glasses and a medium build and is a little dorky, and Hill a very hairy man in his early thirties with an average build. They are sitting behind the glass watching and laughing. There is another Special Agent watching them at gun point.

     Back in the interrogation room the Special Agent chuckles and speaks “oh continue”.

     The next person being interviewed is a beautiful young girl approximately twenty. The girl begins to cry and says “they told me I was the Service sponsored swimsuit model”.

     Back in the audience room the Recruiters are laughing very hysterically now.

     The Agent in the interrogation room looks at the next individual and asks “Did you have sexual relations with any of them”?

     A huge homosexual African American man now sitting in the chair says “HELL Yeah, dawg! I did it with every one of them!”

     The recruiters look at each other and shrug as if to say “oh well” and they continue to giggle.