“Well, it’s 10 days to Omaha. We’ll need to drive those cattle 12 hours a day to get them there. The rest of the cowboys will meet us outside of town. Lucky for us that some cowboys these days are open minded about using drag queens on a cattle drive.

Heck, I’m good with a lasso and quick with a gun. I know how to ride as well as anybody around, so it’s a good thing they hired us. We’ll get those cattle to market. Once we get to Carson City, we’ll be all right. Giddy up, boy! Ride boys, ride!